Q & A

In celebration of Memorial Day (and the corresponding long weekend), the Chockleys decided to piggyback off the hard work and planning of our good friends the Sosbees and follow them east to the lovely land of Puglia.

Rather than the long, drawn-out posts of old, I’ve decided to post all our pictures and describe all our adventures through question and answer (thereby creating a long, drawn-out post that's a little less wordy). Anyway, here we go:

Q: What’s the expression on you family’s face as you enter into their first-ever drive-through zoo?

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Q: What’s the reaction of a bunch of deer and ram when a 30-year old man moons them from the passenger side of a '94 Beamer?

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Q: What’s the loudest your wife has ever yelled at you for just rolling down you window?

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Q: Will that tiger really get out of that pool if we perform this Chinese fire drill?

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Q: What happens when a zebra sticks his head in your window and smiles at you?
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Q: What happens when camels run out of Rogaine?

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Q: What would happen if Weird Al Yankovic and Howard Stern had a baby together?

A: * Notice Ella staring.

Q: What age do you have to be in Italy to ride a kiddie roller coaster?

A: Born.
Q: What age do you have to be in Italy to ride a fast, wet, and potentially dangerous water ride without safety harnesses?

A: Born
Q: What’s the cheapest paternity test in history?

A: "Ahhh. Video games..."
Q: Mommy + Ella + carousel =

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Q: What does it look like when a child tries to “catch” the wind?

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Q: Mommy, is daddy mooning the deer again?

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Q: Where is Smurf village?

A: Italy.
* They’re Trulli Houses, for the record.

Q: What would Ben look like after making it to first base with my daughter?

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Q: What was the Trulli gang sign?

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Q: Who is Ella’s favorite Bible character?

A: Zacchaeus!
Hope you enjoyed that. I sure did. We’ll see if this format endures the test of time…

- pac